Agent York | Garrett Murray (
logicunlocked) wrote2015-08-12 10:13 am
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IC Contact for MoM
York, I fail to understand why you are asking me to make this recording.
I told you, it's a social convention. Just say it, D.
Indeed. What I'm referring to, however, is why you are asking -me- to make the recording, York.
I...don't know, who needs a reason? I just thought your voice makes a nice answering machine voice.
I see. In that case, I will proceed.
You have reached the inbox of Garrett Murray, formerly known as Agent York of Project Freelancer. You may proceed in the follow manner:
1) Speak after the tone.
2) Leave a recorded message.
3) —
Why d'you gotta be like that, D? Come on.
I am unsure. What am I 'being like'?
Forget it. Just leave a message. I have an AI to deal with.
I told you, it's a social convention. Just say it, D.
Indeed. What I'm referring to, however, is why you are asking -me- to make the recording, York.
I...don't know, who needs a reason? I just thought your voice makes a nice answering machine voice.
I see. In that case, I will proceed.
You have reached the inbox of Garrett Murray, formerly known as Agent York of Project Freelancer. You may proceed in the follow manner:
1) Speak after the tone.
2) Leave a recorded message.
3) —
Why d'you gotta be like that, D? Come on.
I am unsure. What am I 'being like'?
Forget it. Just leave a message. I have an AI to deal with.

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I'm still sorry I just brought him home without talking it over first.
[A child's pleading is a little harder to resist when it's literally plugged into your brain]
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Don't worry, I'd never ignore you for a kitten.
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Well, I'm not going to make you have to choose. [ He chuckles. ] Where'd you come up with that name, anyway?
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Take a guess.
[If you guess "the small child who lives in North's head" then you've both succeeded in guessing correctly and phrasing it in the weirdest way possible.]
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Well, you know how it is with them. He's just generally keeping an eye on things though, watching out for any signs that things might go south.
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Mm. I know what you mean.
[But he doesn't say much more on that subject. This still seems too good - too domestic, really - to be true, but what's the point in looking a gift horse in the mouth?]